i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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