He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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