I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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