Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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