So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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