When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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