If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sext me about skeletons
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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