Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He? As in you personified your dick?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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