I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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