My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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