normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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