she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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