They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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