That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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