I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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