is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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