Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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