YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's blow job season.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize