For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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