i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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