i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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