..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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