New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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