Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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