oh god the rape fog is back!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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