I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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