That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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