I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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