Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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