Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just want to make out with him forever
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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