Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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