Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think my mom watched the whole time
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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