Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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