Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
