Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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