eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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