ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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