what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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