Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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