margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
look no pants
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
