drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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