Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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