Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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