3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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