If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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