We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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