what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she looked like the before picture.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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