So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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