I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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