So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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