I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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