He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He kissed a someone with a penis
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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