i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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