I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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