Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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