Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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